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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

14.06.2025 06:00

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Why do flat-earthers claim the 1967 photo of Earth from space was made with CGI, even though CGI didn't exist back then?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

-mwahh

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”